I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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