you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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