That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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