So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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