Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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