I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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