Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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