Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
