i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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