She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
