i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..