What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We don't watch enough power rangers
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.