so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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