just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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