your room smells of hookers.
And success
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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