Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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