just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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