margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
That accounts for only three of the penises
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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