You can't special order awesome
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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