She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Randomize
