He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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