This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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