I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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