I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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