READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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