Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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