At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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