just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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