Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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