it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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