Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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