Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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