if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
