Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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