I must be too annoying 4 u.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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