brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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