And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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