whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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