i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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