Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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