Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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