That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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