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(817): View more from Texas

how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.

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(805): View more from California

We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.

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(713): View more from Texas

the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

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(217): View more from Illinois

I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .

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