i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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