You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I am midnight drunk by noon
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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