Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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