Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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