worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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