So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
where does the pee come out of this thing
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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