you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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