It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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