Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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