Don't make out with my wife yet
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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