So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
