Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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