she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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