going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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