i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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