Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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