i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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